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kager
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Post by kager » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:00 pm

What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally.


A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.


"The problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred."
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Turkeytop
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Re: Groaners

Post by Turkeytop » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:39 pm

:lol
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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Bryce
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Re: Groaners

Post by Bryce » Mon Sep 19, 2022 11:17 pm

kager wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:00 pm
 What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally.


A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
:lol

Why won't Sponge Bob visit Detroit? He heard Kwame KillPatrick.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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Turkeytop
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Re: Groaners

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:46 am

Did you hear the one about the young newlyweds who didn't know thw difference between Vaseline and putty?
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I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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Re: Groaners

Post by radioandtventhusiast » Tue Sep 20, 2022 12:37 pm

Bryce wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 19, 2022 11:17 pm
kager wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:00 pm
 What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally.


A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
:lol

Why won't Sponge Bob visit Detroit? He heard Kwame KillPatrick.
HaHa!
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