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I'm bored...entertain me.
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I'm bored...entertain me.
We got ROCKED in Brighton with that storm tonight and the power is out, and probably will be until late tomorrow night (at the earliest). So 100°+ weather, no air or fans, no albums, nothing. At least the kids will be with their so-called "father" tomorrow, so they'll be okay.
The girlfriend is asleep as are the kids, so I need something to do. And no, I will not go pull my pud. So tell me a good joke or something. Or if anyone wants to grab me a burger and run it out here, I'd make it worth your while. I'd buy your burger, too.
All help is welcome!
The girlfriend is asleep as are the kids, so I need something to do. And no, I will not go pull my pud. So tell me a good joke or something. Or if anyone wants to grab me a burger and run it out here, I'd make it worth your while. I'd buy your burger, too.
All help is welcome!
"Internet is no more like radio than intravenous feeding is like fine dining."
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You are welcome to join us for low 90's and a 70 degree lake in Traverse City.
“The more you can increase fear of drugs, crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control all of the people.”
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I've never been. I've heard great things. Perhaps I'll join then.
"Internet is no more like radio than intravenous feeding is like fine dining."
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Let me get this right. The power is out, the kids are gone and you can't figure out something to do?
Light a few candles and wake up your girlfriend in a creative way.
Sheesh.
Light a few candles and wake up your girlfriend in a creative way.
Sheesh.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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I'm already drained by her, Bryce. Her sleep is MY quiet time.
I never thought I'd be OVER sexed.
I never thought I'd be OVER sexed.
"Internet is no more like radio than intravenous feeding is like fine dining."
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Not quite sure if you're bragging or complaining.Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:17 pmI'm already drained by her, Bryce. Her sleep is MY quiet time.
I never thought I'd be OVER sexed.
You go boy!!!!
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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I wouldn't say I'm bragging. I've never tried to use sex or, as many in my generation still call it "gettin' pussy and bitches" a way to try and prove my manliness. That said, this woman thinks I'm some kind of machine or something. I've never really viewed myself as attractive or as a catch, so Idk what all the fuss is about.
"Internet is no more like radio than intravenous feeding is like fine dining."
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[youtube]http://youtu.be/00zuDUNTeXM[/youtube]
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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I would chalk it up to biology. We humans have a cognitive brain and an instinctive brain. We also have a natural survival instinct to reproduce and keep the species going. The cognitive brain can reason and determine whether reproduction is the ultimate objective of sex. The instinctive brain is incapable of reasoning. It's programmed with a drive to follow nature's orders, and nature says "make more humans". The drive is higher in some people than it is in others.
Shortwave is the ORIGINAL satellite radio.
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A mom texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later." The mom texts him, "It's ok, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister, love you too."
Ask not what your country can do FOR you; ask what they are about to do TO YOU!!
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Q: Why did the painting go to jail?
A: It was framed
A: It was framed
Ask not what your country can do FOR you; ask what they are about to do TO YOU!!
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Q: Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
A: Because there are lots of fans.
A: Because there are lots of fans.
Ask not what your country can do FOR you; ask what they are about to do TO YOU!!
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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
Ask not what your country can do FOR you; ask what they are about to do TO YOU!!
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Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear?
A: Open-toad!
A: Open-toad!
Ask not what your country can do FOR you; ask what they are about to do TO YOU!!
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Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Ask not what your country can do FOR you; ask what they are about to do TO YOU!!