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Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:31 pm
by Turkeytop
Southwest Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Shooting Wife Over Sex Refusal

A 76-year-old Southwest Florida man is behind bars after allegedly shooting his wife of six months – reportedly because she refused to have sex with him.

According to the Bradenton Herald, Donald Royce and his 62-year-old wife had been arguing Saturday in their Lehigh Acres home over the fact they had not had sex since being married. Royce allegedly pulled out a gun and attempted to shoot a mattress in their home in an effort to scare her.


He missed, instead shooting her in the butt and hip.

Royce was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. As of Thursday he is still being held on $100,000 bond.

The victim, who has been with Royce for six years, is recovering at a Fort Myers hospital.
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Sout ... 82593.html

Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:31 am
by Calvert DeForest
Well that's one way to get someone in the mood.

Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:42 pm
by Bryce
Wow...

Even in his 70's, this guy wasn't shooting "blanks".

Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:01 pm
by Calvert DeForest
Bryce wrote:Wow...

Even in his 70's, this guy wasn't shooting "blanks".
Yeah, it's depressing. :-|

Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:36 pm
by Turkeytop
Bryce wrote:Wow...

Even in his 70's, this guy wasn't shooting "blanks".

Went off half cocked.

Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:38 pm
by Deleted User 8570
She didn't realize he was still fully loaded...

Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:04 pm
by Bryce
The gun he was aiming to use was his 're Peter.

Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:49 am
by Turkeytop
Squirt gun.

Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:07 am
by Bryce
I bet he was playing "Friggin In The Riggin" by the Sex PISTOLS during this incident.


Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:38 pm
by Plate Cap
Cocked and locked

Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:53 am
by Turkeytop
His "mattress" story is full of holes.

Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:06 pm
by Bryce
That marriage is shot all to hell.

Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:08 pm
by Turkeytop
Bryce wrote:That marriage is shot all to hell.
This latest incident knocked the stuffings out of it.

Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 7:31 pm
by Bryce
Turkeytop wrote:
Bryce wrote:That marriage is shot all to hell.
This latest incident knocked the stuffings out of it.
There may be a few holes in that theory.

Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:01 am
by Turkeytop
He'll have to spring for a new mattress.