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Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

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Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Turkeytop » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:31 pm

Southwest Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Shooting Wife Over Sex Refusal

A 76-year-old Southwest Florida man is behind bars after allegedly shooting his wife of six months – reportedly because she refused to have sex with him.

According to the Bradenton Herald, Donald Royce and his 62-year-old wife had been arguing Saturday in their Lehigh Acres home over the fact they had not had sex since being married. Royce allegedly pulled out a gun and attempted to shoot a mattress in their home in an effort to scare her.


He missed, instead shooting her in the butt and hip.

Royce was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. As of Thursday he is still being held on $100,000 bond.

The victim, who has been with Royce for six years, is recovering at a Fort Myers hospital.
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Sout ... 82593.html



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Post by Calvert DeForest » Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:31 am

Well that's one way to get someone in the mood.


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Post by Bryce » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:42 pm

Wow...

Even in his 70's, this guy wasn't shooting "blanks".


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Post by Calvert DeForest » Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:01 pm

Bryce wrote:Wow...

Even in his 70's, this guy wasn't shooting "blanks".
Yeah, it's depressing. :-|


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Post by Turkeytop » Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:36 pm

Bryce wrote:Wow...

Even in his 70's, this guy wasn't shooting "blanks".

Went off half cocked.



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Post by NS8401 » Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:38 pm

She didn't realize he was still fully loaded...



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Post by Bryce » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:04 pm

The gun he was aiming to use was his 're Peter.


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Post by Bryce » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:07 am

I bet he was playing "Friggin In The Riggin" by the Sex PISTOLS during this incident.



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Post by Plate Cap » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:38 pm

Cocked and locked


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Post by Turkeytop » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:53 am

His "mattress" story is full of holes.



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Post by Bryce » Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:06 pm

That marriage is shot all to hell.


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Post by Turkeytop » Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:08 pm

Bryce wrote:That marriage is shot all to hell.
This latest incident knocked the stuffings out of it.



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Post by Bryce » Sun Feb 12, 2017 7:31 pm

Turkeytop wrote:
Bryce wrote:That marriage is shot all to hell.
This latest incident knocked the stuffings out of it.
There may be a few holes in that theory.


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Post by Turkeytop » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:01 am

He'll have to spring for a new mattress.



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Post by Bryce » Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:22 pm

Turkeytop wrote:He'll have to spring for a new mattress.
Could have been avoided if she'd have let him BANG her in the first place.


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Post by Turkeytop » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:31 pm

This has been a barrel of laughs.



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Post by Bryce » Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:21 am

Turkeytop wrote:This has been a barrel of laughs.
Yeah? I bet his wife thought it was a blast.


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Post by Turkeytop » Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:31 pm

Bryce wrote:Yeah? I bet his wife thought it was a blast.
She's hip to it, but she doesn't like being the butt of all these jokes.
He missed, instead shooting her in the butt and hip.



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Post by Bryce » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:39 pm

Turkeytop wrote: she doesn't like being the butt of all these jokes.
Then she shouldn't have gotten BEHIND in her wifely duties.


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