Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2023 11:59 am
Black eyes are common when get getting hit with this board.
I like my joke better.
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2023 12:34 pm
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2023 11:30 pm
Good one.
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 6:05 am
Did someone actually take something seriously here?
C’mon now ….. we all should know better than that.
Beer…. Sounds like we need some here anyways
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C’mon now ….. we all should know better than that.
Beer…. Sounds like we need some here anyways
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:43 pm
Going to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 2:09 amI do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:56 pm
Now that's just over the line.Bryce wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:43 pmGoing to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 2:09 amI do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:30 pm
Fuck no it wasn'tNeckbeard wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:56 pmNow that's just over the line.Bryce wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:43 pmGoing to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 2:09 amI do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.
I thought "Cream Pie In Your Brown Eye" was a Frank Zappa album.
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 10:11 pm
Don't encourage him!!Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:30 pmFuck no it wasn'tNeckbeard wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:56 pmNow that's just over the line.Bryce wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:43 pmGoing to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 2:09 amI do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.
I thought "Cream Pie In Your Brown Eye" was a Frank Zappa album.
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:31 am
Next time, invite your friends...Neckbeard wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 10:11 pmDon't encourage him!!Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:30 pmFuck no it wasn'tNeckbeard wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:56 pmNow that's just over the line.Bryce wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:43 pmGoing to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 2:09 amI do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.
I thought "Cream Pie In Your Brown Eye" was a Frank Zappa album.
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:43 am
Damn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.
Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.
Then mix in some chocolate, too...
Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.
Then mix in some chocolate, too...
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:46 am
Well, that's enough internet for today...Neckbeard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:43 amDamn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.
Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.
Then mix in some chocolate, too...
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:18 pm
Good god man….Neckbeard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:43 amDamn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.
Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.
Then mix in some chocolate, too...
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 1:21 pm
If he had just left out "Grandma".....Rate This wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:18 pmGood god man….Neckbeard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:43 amDamn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.
Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.
Then mix in some chocolate, too...
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 1:52 pm
would you prefer grandpa?Honeyman wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 1:21 pmIf he had just left out "Grandma".....Rate This wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:18 pmGood god man….Neckbeard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:43 amDamn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.
Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.
Then mix in some chocolate, too...