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Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:58 am
by Turkeytop
Pro Choice groups protest in front of stable in Bethlehem.
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:15 am
by Bryce
#Me Too movement protest man offering comfort from his rod and his staff.
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:34 am
by Deleted User 14935
Funeral Home owner says “Business is great people are just dying to get into the building”
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 12:22 pm
by craig11152
Caterer Passes Off Water As Wine At Wedding
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:23 pm
by Turkeytop
Job Oulook Bleak
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:33 pm
by Bryce
Steve Korvette wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:34 am
Funeral Home owner says “Business is great people are just dying to get into the building”
I fail to see the biblical context here. Maybe I'm not getting it.
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:42 pm
by Deleted User 24
Bryce wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:33 pm
Steve Korvette wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:34 am
Funeral Home owner says “Business is great people are just dying to get into the building”
I fail to see the biblical context here. Maybe I'm not getting it.
You're not the one who isn't getting it.
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:03 pm
by Turkeytop
Public Nudity Allegations Prompt Closure of Garden of Eden.
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:25 am
by kc8yqq
Today on Dr. Phil: Wife Eats Family Out of House & Home; Dr. Phil to Provide Counseling to Adam & Eve
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:32 am
by Turkeytop
Jericho City Council to Debate Tough, New Anti-noise Bylaw.
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:11 am
by kc8yqq
Moses wanders for 40 years; faulty GPS is blamed.
According to Jesus, Stones set to cry out if their fans don't.
On TV today:
Fear Factor: John the Baptist wins by eating locusts and wild honey that he had to get from a beehive.
Maury: DNA proves King David is the father of Bathsheba's child
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:52 pm
by Calvert DeForest
Rapture suspected in rash of driverless vehicles.
Pork futures down on news of consumption warnings.
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:43 pm
by Turkeytop
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Methuselah Dead at Age 969.
Sprightly Patriarch Attributed Longevity to Frequent Begetting
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 7:08 am
by kc8yqq
Gay Pride Festival Cancelled; Many Lives Lost Due To Wildfires in Sodom and Gomorrah
Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:20 am
by Calvert DeForest
Roman currency drops across world markets after top analyst downgrades exchange rating.