Another Cheese Attack

[Turkeytop]

Another senseless cheese attack. When will our political leaders enact effective cheese controls?

Man assaulted Newfoundland officer with block of cheese, police say

A “very irate male” wielding a block of cheese assaulted a patrol officer with the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary on Thursday, the police force says.

Const. James Cadigan said the situation underlines how varied and unexpected officers’ experiences on the job can be.

“It shows we can never let our guard down,” Cadigan said in an interview.

He said the officer did not require medical attention, adding that he did not know what type of cheese was used in the assault.

The incident occurred at around 9 p.m. Thursday, when police responded to a disturbance in the central part of St. John's, N.L., according to a news release. They encountered an angry man who then assaulted an officer with “a block of cheese.”

The officers arrested the man and charged him with assault, assaulting a police officer and breach of probation, the force said. He was taken to a lockup facility in St. John’s to await a court appearance.

The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary shares policing duties in the province with the RCMP, and operates in eastern and western Newfoundland, and in western Labrador.

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St Johns is 2864 miles from Niceville.

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The critics have panned the perpetrators execution of the crime as “cheesy”.

[Turkeytop]

He was krafty but not very sharp.

[TC Talks]

When interrogated, the suspect's story had all kinds of holes in it.

[Turkeytop]

PM Justin Trudeau is now promising a cheese buy back program to ensure public safety. It will cost an estimated $10 B.

[Paul Richards]

If Trudeau is promising then the story stinks like limburger.

[Honeyman]

That story bleu me away.

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The Constables had no difficulty locating the suspect after he cut the cheese.

[Willie108]

The suspects name was Monterey Jack.

[Mega Hertz]

This was not a gouda idea.

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This was not a gouda idea.

You exist… and you’ve aged.

[Mega Hertz]

This was not a gouda idea.

You exist… and you’ve aged.

Leave me provolone.

The baby is sleeping much better at night now. This is "dada time".

[Turkeytop]

It's much fondue about nothing.

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This was not a gouda idea.

You exist… and you’ve aged.

Leave me provolone.

The baby is sleeping much better at night now. This is "dada time".

Very nice…. That’s got to be a relief. Good to see you around again.

[TC Talks]

This was not a gouda idea.

You exist… and you’ve aged.

Leave me provolone.

The baby is sleeping much better at night now. This is "dada time".

Things sure have changed since you were a krafty single lad...