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Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

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Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:28 am

Man arrested after leaving human waste at Melbourne store

A 31-year-old man who police said spread human waste across food and shelves at a discount store, was arrested over the weekend.

Edwin Pierce, who police identified as homeless, was charged with petit theft and criminal mischief after officers were called to Family Dollar, 2200 Sarno Road, to investigate a disturbance.

A clerk called officers Friday to initially report that Pierce appeared to be hiding items in his pants, reports show.

The clerk then checked the aisles and instead found human waste smeared across boxes of grits, oats, forks, and boxes of chow mein, reports show.

Police reported that Pierce paid for the food he had and walked out the door but was brought back to assist in cleaning up the mess left behind. Officers determined that about $40 in food was rendered unusable. Pierce was booked into the Brevard County Jail Complex in Sharpes.

https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news ... 768374002/
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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Bryce » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:52 am

Didn't know the difference?



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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:05 pm

Clerk says she doesn't know the man's name but the feces familiar.



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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Bryce » Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:20 pm

Is Family Dollar going to have a sale on Hostess Ding Dungs?


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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Jul 10, 2018 3:59 pm

Once again, Florida Today, gets the scoop.



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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:32 pm

An attorney for Mr. Pierce attributed his client's lapse that day to the fact that he had been in in a hurry. "Haste makes waste."



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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Bryce » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:30 pm

While sitting in jail, other inmates wanted to play euchre, all he ever wanted to play is schmear.


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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:39 pm

It's to be hoped that some jail time will wipe his record clean.



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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Bryce » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:45 pm

Turkeytop wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:39 pm
It's to be hoped that some jail time will wipe his record clean.
Maybe his attorney can paper it over.


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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:55 pm

Bryce wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:45 pm

Maybe his attorney can paper it over.

I don't know.

A turd degree felony?



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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by TC Talks » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:42 pm

That guy has captured the meaning of True Grit..


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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Bryce » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:07 am

Turkeytop wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:55 pm
Bryce wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:45 pm

Maybe his attorney can paper it over.

I don't know.

A turd degree felony?
That could be, but as far a jail time, he's going to do at least a duce.

If he gets out on work release, they will have him laying pipe.


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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Turkeytop » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:09 am

In jail, he'll just be loafing around.



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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Bryce » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:21 am

Turkeytop wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:09 am
In jail, he'll just be loafing around.
can't help it, he's just wiped out. But, he's been known to do grunt work in a pinch.


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Post by Turkeytop » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:54 am

To be sure he learns from this, he will keep a daily log of his of his experience in jail.



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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Bryce » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:03 am

Turkeytop wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:54 am
To be sure he learns from this, he will keep a daily log of his of his experience in jail.
Bet he uses a number two pencil.


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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Turkeytop » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:47 am

In a news conference today, Dollar Tree CEO, Howard R levine, announced the Company's new business strategy. "Our stores will be going upscale, to attract the more effluent shoppers."



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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Bryce » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:54 pm

Turkeytop wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:47 am
In a news conference today, Dollar Tree CEO, Howard R levine, announced the Company's new business strategy. "Our stores will be going upscale, to attract the more effluent shoppers."
They better put a concierge in each store. Some shoppers need help pushing in their stool.


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Re: Smear Campaign at Family Dollar

Post by Calvert DeForest » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:06 am

Hope he's doing okay. He looks a bit flushed.


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