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Dumbass Arrested in Pink Bra

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Dumbass Arrested in Pink Bra

Post by Turkeytop » Thu May 18, 2017 10:27 pm

Cop said Mr. Dumbass smelled of booze. So he may have been in his cups.






Tattooed Florida Man, 30, Wearing "Hot Pink Bra" Is Arrested By Police


The 30-year-old Floridian was arrested Saturday evening after a 911 caller reported that the driver of a Dodge Diplomat was “swerving all over the road” and possibly drunk. The complainant noted that the driver was “wearing a hat, no shirt, and had tattoos.”


When a sheriff’s deputy subsequently found the Dodge in a hotel parking lot, Carroll “was now wearing a white shirt with a hot pink bra underneath,” according to an arrest affidavit. Carroll, the deputy reported, “smelled of an alcoholic beverage.”


Carroll, seen above, was arrested for driving the Dodge with license plates assigned to another vehicle, a misdemeanor. He was also improperly driving on a restricted license, a fact that Carroll’s girlfriend said he was aware. Asked why Carroll would do this, the woman replied, "'Cause he's a dumbass!"


Carroll was booked into the Indian River county lockup, from which he was released after posting $500 bond. Jailers prepared an inventory of Carroll's 20 tattoos, which include “Statue of Liberty holding a gun,” the phrase “Life of a Struggler,” and one back tattoo that corrections officers were “unable to describe.”


The arrest affidavit does not address why Carroll was wearing a hot pink bra.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/flo ... ust-458302
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Re: Dumbass Arested in Pink Bra

Post by Calvert DeForest » Fri May 19, 2017 9:27 am

Sounds like he was drinking doubles.
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Re: Dumbass Arested in Pink Bra

Post by Bryce » Fri May 19, 2017 4:17 pm

Turkeytop wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 10:27 pm
So he may have been in his cups.

:rollin

Wonder if his cell was padded?
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Re: Dumbass Arested in Pink Bra

Post by Turkeytop » Fri May 19, 2017 7:17 pm

It was an uplifting story.

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Re: Dumbass Arested in Pink Bra

Post by audiophile » Fri May 19, 2017 8:11 pm

I wonder if he is accepting cupability?
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Re: Dumbass Arested in Pink Bra

Post by Turkeytop » Fri May 19, 2017 8:28 pm

audiophile wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 8:11 pm
I wonder if he is accepting cupability?
:lol




No. He's going to plead loss of mammary.

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Re: Dumbass Arested in Pink Bra

Post by Bryce » Fri May 19, 2017 10:04 pm

Such behavior needs to get nipped in the bud.

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Re: Dumbass Arested in Pink Bra

Post by Turkeytop » Fri May 19, 2017 10:07 pm

Even though the prosecution must shoulder the burden of proof, getting a conviction should be snap.

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Re: Dumbass Arested in Pink Bra

Post by Bryce » Fri May 19, 2017 10:15 pm

maybe he'll get off lighter if.he.promises not.to ever do it again, "cross your heart."
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Re: Dumbass Arested in Pink Bra

Post by Turkeytop » Fri May 19, 2017 10:23 pm

Bryce wrote:
Fri May 19, 2017 10:15 pm
maybe he'll get off lighter if.he.promises not.to ever do it again, "cross your heart."
:lol

Now that's funny.


You should give the accused a couple of pointers.

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Re: Dumbass Arrested in Pink Bra

Post by Calvert DeForest » Sat May 20, 2017 7:50 am

Wonder if they gave him a cell in DD-Block?
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Re: Dumbass Arrested in Pink Bra

Post by Turkeytop » Sat May 20, 2017 10:43 am

If he's convicted, he's hoping the Judge won't impose a large fine. He's strapped already.

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