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by Turkeytop
Mon May 21, 2018 4:01 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Always Take a Helmet to a Haircut
Replies: 9
Views: 218

Re: Always Take a Helmet to a Haircut

In a hastily convened press conference, the proprietress of the recently opened hair shop, said the business has been a smashing success.
by Turkeytop
Mon May 21, 2018 12:52 am
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Name The Beer
Replies: 693
Views: 151639

Re: Name The Beer

NS8401 wrote:
Mon May 21, 2018 12:09 am
Turkeytop wrote:
Sun May 20, 2018 8:28 pm
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Heineken?

Try again.
by Turkeytop
Sun May 20, 2018 8:28 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Name The Beer
Replies: 693
Views: 151639

Re: Name The Beer

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by Turkeytop
Sun May 20, 2018 8:11 pm
Forum: Music Musings
Topic: Songs That Make You Cry
Replies: 43
Views: 2871

Re: Songs That Make You Cry

Old Shep. Chokes me up every time I hear it. Old Shep When I was a lad And old Shep was a pup Over hills and meadows we'd stray Just a boy and his dog We were both full of fun We grew up together that way I remember the time at the old swimmin' hole When I would have drowned beyond doubt But old She...
by Turkeytop
Sun May 20, 2018 12:08 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Always Take a Helmet to a Haircut
Replies: 9
Views: 218

Re: Always Take a Helmet to a Haircut

The stylists in that shop learned their skills in a crash course.
by Turkeytop
Sun May 20, 2018 12:49 am
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Always Take a Helmet to a Haircut
Replies: 9
Views: 218

Re: Always Take a Helmet to a Haircut

Had to be a shattering experience for the guy.
by Turkeytop
Sat May 19, 2018 9:07 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Always Take a Helmet to a Haircut
Replies: 9
Views: 218

Re: Always Take a Helmet to a Haircut

A pane in the butt.
by Turkeytop
Sat May 19, 2018 5:58 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Thoughts and Prayers
Replies: 10
Views: 259

Re: Thoughts and Prayers

906XJ wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 1:15 pm
You're about as edgy as a bowling ball.
Bowling ball?

How can I adequately respond to such razor sharp wit?

You got me good.
by Turkeytop
Sat May 19, 2018 1:01 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Thoughts and Prayers
Replies: 10
Views: 259

Re: Thoughts and Prayers

906XJ wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 12:01 pm
I wonder what kind of anti depressant this kid was ordered to take.

Too soon. Thoughts and prayers only, please.
by Turkeytop
Sat May 19, 2018 11:42 am
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Thoughts and Prayers
Replies: 10
Views: 259

Re: Thoughts and Prayers

Like texting while driving? The one harped on endlessly with graphic detail? The one that kills all kinds of high schoolers? My god.... guns are not the only death method talked about... With the opioid crisis, we've skipped right past thoughts and prayers and are actually discussing and acting on ...
by Turkeytop
Sat May 19, 2018 11:39 am
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Always Take a Helmet to a Haircut
Replies: 9
Views: 218

Re: Always Take a Helmet to a Haircut

Clip joint.
by Turkeytop
Fri May 18, 2018 6:38 pm
Forum: Political Potpourri
Topic: Deadly Mass School Shooting
Replies: 3
Views: 156

Re: Deadly Mass School Shooting

Nothing to see here, folks. Just a minor statistical blip. On any day of the year, there are more than thirty gun homicides in the U.S.
by Turkeytop
Fri May 18, 2018 6:36 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Thoughts and Prayers
Replies: 10
Views: 259

Re: Thoughts and Prayers

When people start caring and talking about all of the kids killed by various other preventable methods, then I'll start talking about and caring about those killed by one specific method. Is that too cold? Interesting how gun-caused deaths are the only type of death that anyone does anything more t...
by Turkeytop
Fri May 18, 2018 5:31 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Thoughts and Prayers
Replies: 10
Views: 259

Thoughts and Prayers

Of, course it's too soon to discuss the real issues. Have to allow time for healing. But every time the healing begins, yet another school shooting incident rips the wound wide open again. So it will always be time for nothing but thoughts and prayers.

May as well make this a permanent thread.
by Turkeytop
Thu May 17, 2018 10:47 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Are You Happy In Michigan?
Replies: 15
Views: 491

Re: Are You Happy In Michigan?

Go visit Turkeytop in Flordia next winter, problem solved... Join me for a working class, Florida vacation. Beer from the can on my patio, instead of at a high priced, trendy bar. Shopping excursion at Harbor Freight, instead of at the name brands Outlet Mall. Long walks and bike rides. No Theme Pa...
by Turkeytop
Thu May 17, 2018 9:09 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Are You Happy In Michigan?
Replies: 15
Views: 491

Re: Are You Happy In Michigan?

Go visit Turkeytop in Flordia next winter, problem solved... Join me for a working class, Florida vacation. Beer from the can on my patio, instead of at a high priced, trendy bar. Shopping excursion at Harbor Freight, instead of at the name brands Outlet Mall. Long walks and bike rides. No Theme Pa...
by Turkeytop
Tue May 15, 2018 4:13 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Shari's Berries
Replies: 2
Views: 170

Re: Shari's Berries

They wouldn't survive if they were relying on me business. I've never heard of it.
by Turkeytop
Tue May 15, 2018 1:11 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Are These Real?
Replies: 2
Views: 115

Are These Real?

Someone e mailed me a bunch of photos. These are just a few of them. I'm a lttle skeptical as to the veracity of the photos. Are these for real, or are they just the product of some clever photo editing? https://ci6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/MUUtIaTWVVJjdMyvkJC2r6MABoXeloMjHFxO3Iw8iYw94P27gYurcd15...
by Turkeytop
Mon May 14, 2018 10:19 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Mr. F U, a Homeless Vet, Arrested in Florida
Replies: 2
Views: 125

Re: Mr. F U, a Homeless Vet, Arrested in Florida

The cop observed that F U had soiled himself and smelled like alcohol. I would have expected him to smell a lot worse.
by Turkeytop
Mon May 14, 2018 9:46 pm
Forum: Political Potpourri
Topic: The hateful Kkkristians thread
Replies: 10
Views: 266

Re: What is a Kkkristian anti-semit doing in Israel?

Pastor Who Said Jews Are Going to Hell Led Prayer at Jerusalem Embassy Opening What is this trash doing representing the US? Mike Pence We must get these hate filled people out of our government. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/05/14/world/middleeast/robert-jeffress-embassy-jerusalem-us.html Hey. T...